Instagram couples, I know exactly why you’re here! You’re here to snatch some caption ideas for your photos and selfies, am I right? Well, you’ve come to the right place!
Here, you won’t just find ordinary captions and slogans. We have here a collection of funny, witty, cute, and silly Instagram captions for couples!
Go on, there’s no one stopping you from poking some fun in love and romance. Use these various taglines of hilarity as you please to make love affairs more fun!
Hilarious Taglines for Couple Selfies
There’s nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
I love you even when I’m hungry.
Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
I love you more than pizza.
I need you more than I need air.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
Let’s fall in love and fall in bed together.
Keep calm and give me a kiss.
Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like this one, never let them go.
We’re both willing to risk the cooties.
Together, we’ll put Hershey’s out of business! That’s how sweet the two of us are.
You make me smile so much that my face cramps up.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
Don’t make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t.
We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
The first time I texted him, he didn’t reply because he fainted.
The first time I texted her, she didn’t reply because she fainted.
We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You told me that you love me, so now I’m scared.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Fight, make out, repeat. Okay, let’s just skip the “fight” part.
We took the chance on one another and it paid off big time!
You’re the reason why I look down at my phone and then bump on a wall.
Awww...this one followed me home. Can I keep him/her?
It all started with Netflix and Chill.
Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.
What in the world were you looking for when you found me?!
I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.
