Instagram couples, I know exactly why you’re here! You’re here to snatch some caption ideas for your photos and selfies, am I right? Well, you’ve come to the right place!
Here, you won’t just find ordinary captions and slogans. We have here a collection of funny, witty, cute, and silly Instagram captions for couples!
Go on, there’s no one stopping you from poking some fun in love and romance. Use these various taglines of hilarity as you please to make love affairs more fun!
Hilarious Taglines for Couple Selfies
There’s nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
I love you even when I’m hungry.
Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
I love you more than pizza.
I need you more than I need air.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
Let’s fall in love and fall in bed together.
Keep calm and give me a kiss.
Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like this one, never let them go.
We’re both willing to risk the cooties.
Together, we’ll put Hershey’s out of business! That’s how sweet the two of us are.
You make me smile so much that my face cramps up.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
Don’t make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t.
We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
The first time I texted him, he didn’t reply because he fainted.
The first time I texted her, she didn’t reply because she fainted.
We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You told me that you love me, so now I’m scared.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Fight, make out, repeat. Okay, let’s just skip the “fight” part.
We took the chance on one another and it paid off big time!
You’re the reason why I look down at my phone and then bump on a wall.
Awww...this one followed me home. Can I keep him/her?
It all started with Netflix and Chill.
Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.
What in the world were you looking for when you found me?!
I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.
Be with someone who appreciates and adores your kindness.
Be the love you never received.
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
Come on, make my heart smile.
Crazy in love.
Do you want to be part of everything that I love in life?
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Eternity is such a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it with you.
Everything I do, I do with love.
Falling in love with everything that I am is my ultimate goal.
For some reason, my soul just knew that it needed you.
Go no farther than my fingertips.
Happiness, peace, and love for all.
Hey, you. Yeah, you. I love you.
I am who I am right now because of you.
I wanna be your end game.
I'd be lost without your love.
Just put your arms around me, and home I will be.
Keep a piece of my heart, and take it with you everywhere. With it close to you, you’ll never be alone.
Know that I still fall for you every single day.
Let’s make time work for us.
Love rules forever.
Loved you yesterday, and loved you still. Always have, and always will.
Loving is the only way we can learn how to love.
Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.
Nights are sunny when I’m in love.
No matter what happens, you’ve got my love to lean on.
No one in the world is as deserving of your love and affection as yourself.
Only do what your heart tells you.
Our first and last love is self-love.
Real love is capable of awakening your soul.
Searching the world for the perfect words to utter to my special someone. But then I realized, the best ones are the words that flow naturally from the heart.
Self-love is the wellspring of all other kinds of love.
Sunshine dwells in my soul because of love.
Tell me who adores and cherishes you, and I will tell you about who you really are.
The first secret of happiness is falling in love with one’s own self.
The heart always knows the truth.
Thinking about you makes me happy.
To say “I love you,” one must be able to say “I.”
Until my very last breath, I will always keep you in my heart.
When I’m with you, I become much more me.
When you love yourself, everything else just falls into place.
Who, being loved, is poor?
With you beside me, the good things in life get even better.
You and me together, nothing is impossible, baby.
You are my most favorite person in the history of ever.
Well, this is the right place. Because love is a many-splendored thing, there’s bound to be a multitude of captions and quotes about it.
This collection is densely packed with the captions you need. Most are of the romantic love variety, but you’ll also find here captions and quotes about self love, familiar love, playful love, and selfless love.
Now, it’s about time for you to fill the air with even more love. Go on and choose any of the captions listed here, and spread the love.
The Best Love Captions
A simple “I love you” means more than any amount of wealth in the world.
A tender heart is the best charm one can possess.
An endless amount of words, yet nothing can describe what love makes me feel.
And in the middle of chaos, there was you.
Be mine.
But I must admit, I would marry you in an instant.
Can’t take my eyes off you.
Come rain or come shine, I’m going to love you like it’s your first time to ever be loved.
Deep down, we are just two entangled souls, trying to get it right.
Do you have any idea how fast my heart beats whenever I see you?
Embrace thy soul with warm love.
Every day of my life is perfect because it starts and ends with you.
Every wonder in the world wouldn’t even exist without love—the very first wonder love in the world!
Eye contact and a heart beat—this is how it all begins!
Find that someone whose soul resonates with yours.
For love doesn’t bind. It liberates.
For those who love, forever exists.
From the ground up, we will build this tower of love.
Get someone who is willing to hear about all the crazy stuff that go on in your head.
Have I asked you today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
Home is wherever you’re by my side.
In a crowd of people, my eyes will always try to search for you.
It was always you from the very beginning.
Just the thought of you drives me crazy!
Just wanna be with you, forever.
Lately, you’ve been running in my thoughts.
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Limitless is the power of love.
Love more, worry less.
Love who you love. As simple as that!
Lucky for me, you came along.
Make an effort to love until it hurts. Because then, there can be no hurt, only more love.
My heart is in tiptop condition because you are in it.
My world, my heart, my everything.
Never forget to shower with love those who love you.
No reason is needed for loving.
Nothing fancy, just love.
Nothing is more artistic than loving people.
Of all the things that I have ever held, the best by far is you.
Oh, it’s such a perfect day! I’m glad I spent it with you.
Our moments together make me realize how everything is a beautiful dream come true.
People think of love as an emotion. But in reality, love is a good sense.
Pick me, choose me, love me.
Seeing your smile reach your eyes is the whole world to me.
Some hearts just can’t be separated.
Some people search their whole life for what I have found with you.
So in love right now.
Spread love everywhere you go.
There is no remedy to love but to love more.
Trust isn’t hard with the right person.
Try to love everyone, but trust only a few.
Two can play the game of love and both win.
Two hearts in love need no words.
Water your relationships. Love the people you love even more.
We love because it’s the only true adventure.
You are my today and all my tomorrows.
You are my very favorite person.
You can’t resist love. It’s a feeling you can’t fight.
