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Humorous and Witty Love Captions
Humorous and Witty Love Captions
- A fart is how I would describe my love for you. It’s unstoppable! It just bursts out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.
- After a while, you just want to be with the one who makes you laugh.
- All you need is love. But a little bit of dessert every now and then doesn’t hurt.
- Be warned that love has only one kind, and a thousands of imitations.
- Being in a relationship is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park, that is!
- Chocolate used to be my one and only weakness. But now, it’s you!
- Don’t force love. If it has to be forced, then it isn’t love. It’s sh*t.
- Even when I’m terribly hungry, I love you so much.
- Ever since I fell in love with you, I always wake up smiling. And yeah, I think it’s all your fault.
- Eye contact is a dangerous thing. But, it’s a lovely feeling. Oh, so lovely!
- Falling in love is the best fall one can ever experience in life.
- Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack all of your emotional baggage.
- Forever is such a long time! Be sure to spend it with someone who always makes you laugh!
- Forget the butterflies! Turns out, I actually had a tummy ache. But also, I love you.
- Genuine love is ethereal and ghostly. Many people talk about it, but few have actually seen it.
- Honestly, you look like the rest of my life.
- How is love more important than money? Like have you ever tried paying your bills with kisses and hugs?
- I am yours now. No return, no exchange, and absolutely no refunds!
- I would go to work, but stalking you is a 24/7 job.
- If two people don’t laugh together till they wheeze and both end up with a coughing fit, is it even love?
- If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like you, never let them go.
- Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
- Love is when you throw your daughter off a cliff just to obtain the soul stone.
- Love is sharing your popcorn.
- Marry whoever makes your Mondays feel like Fridays.
- My eyes turn into little hearts whenever I see you.
- No time interval can ever be long enough without you by my side.
- Not having to hold in farts in front of one another is what real love is.
- Nowadays, the charge of my smartphone lasts way longer than any of my relationships.
- Only a fool blames gravity for falling in love.
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- Quite frankly, it’s probably love that’s at work when your special someone doesn’t watch Netflix shows ahead of you.
- Romantic love may be a mental illness, but it sure is a pleasurable one.
- Some people ask me whether I prefer food or love. Naturally, I don’t answer them, because I’m busy eating.
- Technically speaking, love means nothing to a tennis player.
- The path to real love is paved with pizza.
- The word “love” is similar to the word “like” except you feel sexier when you say it.
- Usually, people in love suddenly become poets, composers, and comedians.
- We weirdos gotta stick together!
- What’s the secret to my resplendent beauty? It’s love!
- When you crazy matches my crazy, that’s love.
- While it’s that love at first sight can happen to anyone, it always pays to take a second look.
- With the might of love, I shall save the world.
- You are my kind of gross.
- You make my dopamine levels go crazy.
